Saturday 7 December 2013

Bonya take title - emphatically

Yes folks,‘it’s all over now, the fat lady is singing, it’s done and dusted, the seconds have thrown in the towels - Bonya have won the inaugural African Bible University Premier League, with one week and one game still to go.  If ever there were any doubts, and I had one or two, they have been flushed down the pan by another rampage from the ABU Tigers.

If the Brothers had any notion of spoiling the party, they were gone in 60 seconds, when Tamandani took the ball out of his own area (yes, you are right that should have been a penalty!), stormed down the other end, and scored an absolute thunderbolt!  Poor Murray Robertson, never had a chance, and nor did he for the next six!  Yes, Bonya scored a magnificent seven, to the Brothers’ two.  Now the first should have been Brothers from a penalty, but it wasn’t, and with the referee having a bad night, nothing seemed to go in favour of the Brothers team.  Still, we mustn’t take anything away from Bonya United, who have bossed this league from the beginning.  Goals from Phiri (2), Alfred (2), Omo, Stuart (from a dodgy penalty award!) and the one mentioned from Tam, were evidence enough that they all can play and they all can score.  Kinsella and Kenny’s goals were sad consolation, relay, but it’s worth mentioning, that Kinsella’s was from the half-way line!
The other match of the evening saw Hard Rock open fire on their fellow labourers, the Super Bullets.  A 5-0 win does not reflect the hard work the Bullets put in on the night.  They fought hard, but again the Bullets were wide of the target.  But one could say, they only have themselves to blame, for Hard Rock’s season was turned around by 14 Year old Matthew, who’s dad (who plays for the Super Bullets), recruited him for them!  Goals from Fred and a couple of others (whose names I can’t read), were enough to seal the Bullets’ fate.  Their best hope is, that Alpha fail to turn up next week, and the Bullets get awarded the three points, and 4-0 win, for that is what happened to the All Stars, in the evening’s third non-game.
Alpha need to pull themselves together, and get a team out next week, or else they will finish bottom of the league, with no invitation to the CHapions League, after Christmas.  For that is what all the teams, apart from Bonya, have to look forward to now…the Champions League.  Bonya, they are the champions of this league, and they thoroughly deserve it.  At times there conduct has not always been the most gentlemanly, but there football has been majestic and imperialistic.  Who can stop them?  Nobody so far, that is for certain!
ABU Premier League
ROUND 6
TEAM
P
W
L
D
F
A
DIFF.
POINTS
Bonya United
5
5
0
0
30
7
23
15
Goy F.C.
5
3
1
1
15
8
7
10
Hard Rock
6
3
3
0
12
17
-5
9
Brothers United
5
2
2
1
11
10
1
7
All Stars F.C.
5
2
3
0
16
13
3
3
Alpha F.C.
5
1
4
0
7
18
-11
3
Super Bullets
5
1
4
0
11
28
-17
3

Latest Results: Bullets 0 v 5 Hard Rock; Bonya 7 v 2 Brothers; (All Stars v Alpha: Alpha did not turn up, so All Stars were awarded a 4 v 0 victory.)
Upcoming Fixtures:
13th Dec: 1. Bullets v Alpha; 2. All Stars v Brothers; 3. Bonya v Goy; 4. Hard Rock v Subs

Trivia answer: Brothers United, of course, mentioned in Changing of the Guard, found on Street Legal (1976).


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